Slutty Brazilians Make 70 Euros Kissing Strangers

Funk Carioca band Bonde do Rolê must have pretty low overhead, or poor math skills. In the June 17, 2007 issue of Format magazine, MC Rodrigo Gorky talked about how they make money on the road. "We had no merchandise to sell (in Sweden), so we accepted any money in exchange for some Bonde do Role love. In the end of the night, after French kissing almost the entire crowd, we’ve made about 70 euros!" Let's do the math. If 250 Swedes came to see the band, which is a conservative estimate for these festival faves, that's .28 Euro per tongue, or 37 cents US. Which would buy singer Marina Vello one Unisex Pocket Tank Top, a Cotton Spandex Ruched Front Tube Bra, Interlock Running Shorts, and Nylon Spandex Micro-Mesh Leggings at American Apparel.


Bonde do Role [Format Magazine}